Funny video about iPhone Siri

I don't know why I find this so funny!

So I'm watching a rerun of Grey's Anatomy and my six-year-old walks in and asks me, "Is this really happening?" And I think to myself...oh, she's still learning about t.v. and what's real and what's not. And then it occurs to me. Her generation is growing up where half the shows on t.v. are reality shows. So when she asks me this, it's not like when I was six and didn't understand that Michael J. Fox wasn't actually Alex P. Keaton. There's already a serious lack of good television shows on. But the reality shows will continue because most people (read: not me) like them.

BTW, I just saw on FOX that The Simpsons have been on for 20 years. That makes me feel really old.

Septic what?

I grew up in a large city. Their sewer system was built a very long time ago. It never occurred to me that some people had to have a different system to get rid of their waste. Then I met a nice boy who also grew up in a large city but had a country house. I learned about a thing called a septic system. Out in the "country" where there isn't a Stop-n-Go around the corner, there is a big tank where all the poo goes to later be leached into the land (which seems grody to me, but whatever).

Now, come to present time and I live in Austin. And yes, I have a septic system. I find it highly ridiculous that I live in a very urban area and we have no sewer system. Leave it to Austin to not plan for this. Just like our wacko non-freeway system, sewer systems somehow fell to the wayside. So tonight, in the dark, my husband was hanging half-way down our tank hatch trying to fix some wires so it wouldn't overflow. I'm holding the flashlight so he can see and the smell is disgusting. So, thank you Austin for your lack of planning in so many respects. You rock.

SNATCH

Do they play "Austin is wonderful" commercials in California? Why are they all moving here? California is going to be empty soon. 99% of the Californians that I've met that have moved here have been entitled brats. And then they come here and complain. Go home. Go back to your perfect weather, no mosquito, excellent health care, earthquake-having state. Damn you Forbes and every other magazine for putting Austin on your top 5 lists. Please, I'm begging you, stop.

Facebook Snafu

This is the funniest thing I have seen in awhile. From HuffingtonPost.com's Facebook Snafus...

More Posts

Okay, so I started this blog for myself, just to vent. I thought if I put my feelings down in words, it would help occasionally. And it has. But I don't write here nearly enough. So I'm going to start writing more, even if it's not to vent but just to write. So here's to more blogging on my random blog...

Lawsuit Abuse

I don't understand it. We can put a man on the moon. We can help people with HIV live for years. We can invent and maintain this thing called the Internet. But we can't prevent lawsuit abuse. As someone told me recently, "that's one of the great things about America...anyone can sue anyone." Crazy me, but wouldn't that be one of the negative things about our country. I won't go into details (or else my attorney get mad) but I feel cheated. I feel wronged. I don't understand. All I say is that I believe in karma. So there. And occasionally, alcohol makes everything better.